he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
