She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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