oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
lets start a swedish sibling band together
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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