East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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