Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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