So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I enjoy the company of your penis
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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