Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I love you.
Bad choice
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