He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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