everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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