Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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