:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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