Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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