it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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