If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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