I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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