My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
did you just send me my own nude
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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