White coat. Heels.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Is Oprah even human
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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