I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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