oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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