ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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