if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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