Whod you bang
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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