Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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