You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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