Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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