Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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