Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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