Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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