sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
