I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
