You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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