Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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