Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ketchup is God's man juice
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Less talking, more tequila
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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