Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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