STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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