did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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