Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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