you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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