So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
