The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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