i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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