stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Boobs speak an international language.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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