he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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