imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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