just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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