my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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