Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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