Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
try to milk me bitch
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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