He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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