dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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